All About My Crock - A NaNoWriMo Twist on "All About That Bass"

What's not to love about Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass?" It's catchy and full of healthy attitude and the girl's got soul. I confess to also being a huge Weird Al fan as well and while I was filling my crock pot and belting out "All About That Bass," I found a different chorus coming out instead... So here's a shout-out to WriMos and crock pots everywhere:

ALL ABOUT MY CROCK (lyrics by Katie Van Ark)

CHORUS:
Because you know
I'm all about my crock
'Bout my crock, slow cooking
I'm all about my crock
'Bout my crock, slow cooking
I'm all about my crock
'Bout my crock, slow cooking
I'm all about my crock
'Bout my crock

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no foodie
But I can fill it, plug it
Like I'm Miss Betty
'Cause I got my pork, beef, and stuffed peppers, too
And all this nice time to just write, I do

I see the magazines workin' new time savers
We know crock pots are best
C'mon now, novel-ers
If you can crock it, crock it, just raise 'em up
'Cause every bit of time is precious
And us WriMos cannot stop

BRIDGE:
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about tonight
She says, "Girl put that meat in the crock it'll cook it right."
You know I won't make my guy cook for me all November long
I'll just plug in this roast and get my novel moving on

CHORUS

Hey!
I'm bringing slow cook back
Go ahead and tell them fancy gourmets that
No I'm not playing. I ain't got time for that.
But I'm here to tell ya
If you wanna write a novel then you gotta have a crock.

BRIDGE

CHORUS x2 then change to:

Nah, I'm all about my book
'Bout my book, just typing
I'm all about my book
'Bout my book, word sprinting
I'm all about my book
'Bout my book, I'm writing

I'm all about my book
'Bout my book, 'bout my book
Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, ooh
You know you like me noveling...